Capo 4 G Cadd9 G Cadd9 G Cadd9 Well, I wish I had my picture G Cadd9 On the Rolling Stone today G Cadd9 And I wish that the Enquirer G Cadd9 Would spread a roumor that I was gay G Cadd9 Well I wish I had some buddies G Cadd9 Some movie stars and such G Cadd9 ‘Cause I probably wouldn’t worry about G Cadd9 About the two of us as much Chorus: C D And I’d spend all my money G G/f# Em On caviar and cocaine C D And I would not remember C D G How you broke my heart today You know I, I wish I had a super model So skinny and so wild And a waitress in Nevada She says she’s carryin’ my child I’d drive down Sunset Boulevard my hair blowin’ in the wind And I’d stop at fancy restaurants And they’d finally let me in Chorus Yeah, I wish I had my picture With the Rolling Stones today And I wish the Enquirer Spread a rumor that I was gay I wish I knew a movie star Someone like Charlie Sheen ‘Cause if he’d hang out with Kato Kaetlin Well, I guess he’d hang out with me Chorus 2: And I’d spell all my money On caviar and Rogaine And I would not remember How you broke My heart today